Durex Lubricants, Massage & Play. Radio script.
Concept & Copy by Julia Matthews.
Sound Production: Emmet Maloney.
Concept: Play time/ happy time for adults.
1. Ice Cream.
SFX: children laughing and playing loudly we hear sound of ice cream truck.
7-year-old boy Screams: “OOOOOOH! Ice cream!”
SFX: Sound of ice cream truck morphs into seductive music
Woman, raspy voice giggles and seductively says: “Oooooh…. Ice cream!”
Announcer – Woman – British accent: “Durex Lubricants, Massage & Play. Play time for ad-ults.”
SFX: Roller coaster ride and children screaming on the roller coaster, noise of the fair in the background.
7-year-old girl: “Again! … Again! … Again!”
SFX: The roller coaster morphs into a Vibrator. The vibrator stops.
Woman (laughing near breathless): “Again!”
Man (catching his breath): “Again?”
Woman (very certain): “Again!”
SFX: The vibrator begins again.
Announcer – Woman – British Accent: “Durex Lubricants, Massage & Play. Play time for ad- ults.”
SFX: sounds of a video game being played, boy wins.
10-year-old boy jumps – with a thump 3 times- each time he shouts and stomps: “YEASSS!! YEASSS! YEASSS!”
SFX: the boy is quiet but we hear the same thud/stomp continue at the same pace- as if coming from another room.
Announcer – Woman- British Accent: “Durex Lubricants, Massage & Play. Play time for ad-ults”.